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Scrub OffI washed my face every day.
Over and over I scrub.
And after I am foamed in bubbles,
I dunk my head in the tub
I use all sorts of soaps,
With cold water and with hot,
My face may start to peel or blister,
Yet clean? I am not!
My eyes are beginning to burn.
My cheeks are getting sore.
But Im not happy with the outcome;
Ill wash it once more.
Youd think Id be satisfied,
But that is not the case,
I do not like the look of me.
I cannot stand my face.
So once again I dip in,
And lather up anew.
This time I must be better!
One more time will do!
But I look up to my mirror.
And in dismay I scoff;
I could wash my face a thousand times,
But ugly cant come off.
How It Began"God, your two o'clock is here."
"I have a two o'clock?"
"He's been here since 7:45. I figured it's only polite to... sir."
God sighed. "Fine, send him in."
While He waited God cleared His desk of papers and blueprints; no need for outsiders to see His plans. Soon enough the door to His office opened and God stood, smiled, held out a hand towards one of the two visitor's chairs.
"God! Great stuff you're doing in sector 2-7-0! Great stuff!"
The man's hands were clammy, his handshake limp. Rumpled suit, porkpie hat, briefcase... oh Jes-- oh dear, a salesman. God's smile slipped a little but He soldiered on gamely. With luck He could shoo the poor guy away in a few minutes.
"So, what can I do for you?"
The man sat, briefcase across his knees. "Sector 2-7-0! Everyone's talking about it! What do you call it? Man and merman?"
"Man and woman, actually. And thanks. But we're pretty busy around here, and..."
"Oh! Right! No time for the wicked, eh?" The salesman winked and popped his briefcase,
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